Barry Bonds lying through his teeth

"This record is not tainted at all. At all. Period," Bonds said.

Yeah, right.

Barry Bonds, baseball's soon to be asterisked home run king, was indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice Thursday and could face prison instead of the Hall of Fame for telling a federal grand jury he did not knowingly use performance-enhancing drugs. The indictment, culminating a four-year investigation into steroid use by elite athletes, charged Bonds with four counts of perjury and one of obstruction of justice. If convicted, he could be sentenced to a maximum of 30 years in prison. Shortly after the indictment was handed up, Bonds' personal trainer, Greg Anderson, was ordered released after spending most of the past year in prison for refusing to testify against his longtime friend.

Barry Bonds bulks up

And lucky for Boston, it looks like A-Rod is staying in NY.